Man! Your Drunk Tests Are Hard!
Jeez!
I have finally found another reason for a blog post...
Seems sometimes you just have to scream really loud, and when that happens, where better?
I guess that seems as good a reason as any.
I wouldn't have thought that I'd ever be the guy for this, but it looks like I have to actually say goodbye to my chosen home for a while, and it is KILLING me. Absolutely NONE of my friends are actually committed "New Yorkers" like myself, and I just learned that the only one I was sure of intends to one day return to his Ohio home...
Well, I'm sorry. I can't do it. I'm a New Yorker now and I can't seem to change that.
I love this town, and I love my (albeit small) part of it. But so many factors about my life and my work and my city are conspiring to make it unaffordable.
Really, the solution to ALL of my problems is: Make More Money.
And the solution to that is, of course, Find a DIFFERENT Job. (thank you, Chris Eliopoulis!)
Well, that's all good and fine, and I suppose it's time to do that, but MAKING AND SPENDING $3000/month in the interim just ain't gonna happen. Especially not with the way people are just NOT PAYING right now...
So it's goodbye, NYC, with all of your tantalizing treats and wealthy little girls and boys.
I'll be back, of course, and I'll probably be out for blood, but for now, it's time to go offend somewhere else with my New York City Pottymouth.
~j~

